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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 09:55 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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There once was a kind hearted barber in city in the US. He never charged anyone for his services.
One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies:
'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.’
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.' The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts.

A Indian goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies: ' I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.’ The Indian also leaves very happy. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, he finds………………………………….10 more Indians waiting for a haircut.







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A Indian goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies: ' I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.’ The Indian also leaves very happy. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, he finds………………………………….10 more Indians waiting for a haircut.
turns out they were not Indians but Paks and BD's running so called 'Indian' restaurants






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turns out they were not Indians but Paks and BD's running so called 'Indian' restaurants
Considering the current Pakistani trend and media who is consistently lingering on the edge of copying neighbor nations, I am not surprised.






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