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Mar 5th, 2006, 12:30 AM
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A father comes out of work a little late, on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought a gift. He parks his car in front of a toy store, and asks the sales person.
"How much is the Barbie in the window?"
With a convincing voice the sales person replies:? "Well we have:
"Barbie goes to the Gym" for $19.95
"Barbie plays Volley Ball" for $19.95
"Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95
"Barbie goes to the Beach" for $19.95
"Barbie goes dancing" for $19.95
"Divorced Barbie" for $265.95"
The surprised man, questions: "Ah!? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?"
Taking a deep breath, the sales person responds:
"Sir...the "Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friends."
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Mar 5th, 2006, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by bizz
one of Ken's friends.
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:biggthumb
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Mar 5th, 2006, 04:57 AM
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^ Dhobi, hamaray kapray kahan hain?? 
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Mar 5th, 2006, 08:20 AM
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"The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
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"Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"
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Mar 5th, 2006, 08:23 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Mar 5th, 2006, 08:29 AM
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Mar 5th, 2006, 11:49 AM
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hehe..........
Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club
( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)
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Mar 5th, 2006, 01:04 PM
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P®iNÇ駧 Øf h€ªrt§
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~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
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Mar 5th, 2006, 01:53 PM
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:clap:
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Mar 5th, 2006, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Sara516
^ Dhobi, hamaray kapray kahan hain?? |
Aap kapray dengee to dhoonga naa mein...... 
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Mar 6th, 2006, 04:08 AM
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.: mindblowing :.
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Mar 6th, 2006, 07:22 AM
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Don, Busy for nothing ....
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He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
- Author on Cargill in 'Catch 22'
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Mar 6th, 2006, 11:27 AM
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rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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Mar 6th, 2006, 12:49 PM
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taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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Mar 8th, 2006, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Aap kapray dengee to dhoonga naa mein...... |
dhoonga 
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Mar 8th, 2006, 04:42 PM
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 hehe...good one!
You can't choose the ways in which you'll be tested
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Mar 8th, 2006, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
dhoonga
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Mar 9th, 2006, 06:34 AM
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I'm sure the father got one of the 19.95 barbies for his daughter then.
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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Mar 9th, 2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Umer
I'm sure the father got one of the 19.95 barbies for his daughter then.
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