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May 2nd, 2006, 03:13 AM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
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A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
"So what happened then?" the man asked.
The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."
"And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?"
The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?" "Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
Some things you just can't explain."
Uss kay Dushman Hain Buhat Aadami Acha Hoga
Woh Bhi Meri He Tarah Shahar Mein Tanga Hoga
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Sep 2nd, 2006, 10:41 AM
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Dil pr mat ly
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YAZEED-UN-Nisa!
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Sep 2nd, 2006, 11:00 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 2nd, 2006, 04:27 PM
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Senior Member
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lol
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Sep 2nd, 2006, 06:54 PM
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LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ ooooo.......this farmer is caught so badddlllllyyyyyy !!!!!!
Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Sep 2nd, 2006, 07:15 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Originally Posted by FrozenFire
LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ ooooo.......this farmer is caught so badddlllllyyyyyy !!!!!!
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Is main koi shak nahi 
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Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:21 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
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Sep 3rd, 2006, 05:59 PM
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ewwwwwwwwww 
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Sep 3rd, 2006, 06:06 PM
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Senior Member
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hahahahahaha
♥You Cought My Eye When I First Saw U Smile♥
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Sep 3rd, 2006, 06:43 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Sep 4th, 2006, 12:23 AM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
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Some things you just can't explain."
Waisay aap loogoon main say kissi kay sath iss say milta julta waqia paish aaya ..... 
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Sep 4th, 2006, 04:07 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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LOL the guy really got caught with his pants down.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Sep 4th, 2006, 05:50 PM
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Member
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Originally Posted by Sannan
Some things you just can't explain."
Waisay aap loogoon main say kissi kay sath iss say milta julta waqia paish aaya .....
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can U explain for rest of us because sounds like it aap ke siwa kisi ke sath nahi hoa  ab tak
I am in Love+ You are in Love+He is in Love+She is in Love = Every One Is In Love
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Sep 4th, 2006, 09:42 PM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
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it was happened with my cousin when i visited their home, we were sitting outside his room and he was sleeping ....suddenly with a creepy sounds door of rooms open and a cat came out with straight tail pointing thru sky ... and just behind that he came out with rubbing his eyes ...... At that time u can't imagine how we were rouled out on the floor but he couldn't understand what has happened with him .... then he swear that he doesn't know abt the cat but u know Some things you just can't explain."
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Sep 4th, 2006, 09:51 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Originally Posted by Sannan
it was happened with my cousin when i visited their home, we were sitting outside his room and he was sleeping ....suddenly with a creepy sounds door of rooms open and a cat came out with straight tail pointing thru sky ... and just behind that he came out with rubbing his eyes ...... At that time u can't imagine how we were rouled out on the floor but he couldn't understand what has happened with him .... then he swear that he doesn't know abt the cat but u know Some things you just can't explain."
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SAN woh molvi wala latif ayad hy, Billi qabo kysy ki mureed sy pocht ahy wala woh yad a giya
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Sep 4th, 2006, 10:08 PM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
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 waisay woh molvi :amamah: kahan rahata hay
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Sep 4th, 2006, 10:11 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Last edited by goodnews; Sep 4th, 2006 at 10:28 PM..
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Sep 4th, 2006, 10:19 PM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
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Sep 5th, 2006, 11:32 PM
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Member
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sannan sounds you use your cousin's name instead of yourself:CareBear:
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Sep 6th, 2006, 03:31 AM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 12:15 am
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now don't say that u were that cat
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