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Old May 3rd, 2006, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wondered
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How
about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

here's a little mathematical formula that might help you understand
these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,…… it's
the
Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.







A good friend will bail you out of jail......but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dam......We ****ed Up"

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A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = Khotee ka chumma

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = Saan'dh kee Tatti (sorry about be so rude).






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Najim you could have said Brownie Pies - instead of using the T word







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Quote:
Originally Posted by Najim
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = Khotee ka chumma

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = Saan'dh kee Tatti (sorry about be so rude).
relax dude






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Quote:
Originally Posted by Najim
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = Khotee ka chumma

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = Saan'dh kee Tatti (sorry about be so rude).








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