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Old May 3rd, 2006, 03:50 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Eik professor ki biwee sey sakht larai hogayi. Larai kay baad professor apnay kaam mein masroof hogaye. Kuch dair baad unki biwee aayi aur kehnay lagee:

"Mujhe talaaq do".

Professor nay chehra upar uthaaya, ainak durust ki aur dobara kaam mein masroof hotey hue bolay:

"Kisi aur sey lay lo mein masroof hoon."






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Old May 3rd, 2006, 05:57 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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phir talaaq denay wala kio mila k nahi






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Old May 4th, 2006, 02:21 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Eik professor ki biwee sey sakht larai hogayi. Larai kay baad professor apnay kaam mein masroof hogaye. Kuch dair baad unki biwee aayi aur kehnay lagee:

"Mujhe talaaq do".

Professor nay chehra upar uthaaya, ainak durust ki aur dobara kaam mein masroof hotey hue bolay:

"Kisi aur sey lay lo mein masroof hoon."
Kya woh professor aap hain







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Old May 4th, 2006, 02:47 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Kya woh professor aap hain
Pyari Larkian aisay sawal naheen poonchti hain .....
Such Much Talaq Ho Jati hay







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