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Old May 3rd, 2006, 03:57 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Eik aadmi jungle sey guzar raha tha kay eik sher samnay aagaya. Sher nay kaha: "Aaj mein tumhara khoon pee jaonga".

Aadmi: "Mera khoon to thanda hai, peechay eik naujawaan aa raha hai. Uska khoon garam hai. Tum uska khoon peena."

Sher: "Nahin, aaj mera dil cold drink peenay ko chah raha hai."






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Old May 3rd, 2006, 06:40 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old May 5th, 2006, 12:49 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Eik aadmi jungle sey guzar raha tha kay eik sher samnay aagaya. Sher nay kaha: "Aaj mein tumhara khoon pee jaonga".

Aadmi: "Mera khoon to thanda hai, peechay eik naujawaan aa raha hai. Uska khoon garam hai. Tum uska khoon peena."

Sher: "Nahin, aaj mera dil cold drink peenay ko chah raha hai."
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dobh bhai! Aysa koi sheer nahi jisee Safeed khoon Pina ho
Aap bhi kamaal kartey hain Yusuf Bhai. Bhala woh sher kahan sey hoga jo safaid khoon piyey gaa. Phir to shairnee hui naa.







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Lateefa pardhnay ka shukriya.
lateefa bhi tu kamaal ka tha!






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