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Old May 4th, 2006, 08:50 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the
wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.

"Oh. it's not over yet," says he.

Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She
opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,

"What in the world are these?"

"Aspirin," he replies.

"But I don't have a headache," says she.

"GOTCHA!"







Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee

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Old May 4th, 2006, 09:07 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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lol







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Old May 4th, 2006, 11:42 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old May 4th, 2006, 12:03 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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i didn't get it,.......






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Old May 4th, 2006, 12:56 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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plz elaborate







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Old May 4th, 2006, 01:30 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Inzi, genius, u guys dont know the standard wife response to a little action in the bed?






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Old May 5th, 2006, 04:55 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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hahahahah US wats wrong with u






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Old May 5th, 2006, 05:49 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old May 5th, 2006, 08:10 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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I don't get it =\







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Old May 6th, 2006, 02:53 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Oh Man, now i know. ....

Thats how it works.......







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Old May 6th, 2006, 03:05 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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toba toba







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Old May 6th, 2006, 11:25 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old May 6th, 2006, 11:53 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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ugh! Somebody please explain to me!!! I don't get itttt






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Old May 6th, 2006, 02:30 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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^ phatti when u turn 18 u'll know







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Old May 6th, 2006, 04:37 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Hey I thought this was a RATED G forum






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Old May 7th, 2006, 07:14 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAHAHH,







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Old May 7th, 2006, 02:32 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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oh I get it now.






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Old May 7th, 2006, 11:30 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old May 10th, 2006, 11:20 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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