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May 4th, 2006, 08:50 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2006 - 7:37 pm
Location: Toronto
Posts: 8,498
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On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the
wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She
opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,
"What in the world are these?"
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
"GOTCHA!" 
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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May 4th, 2006, 09:07 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 9, 2005 - 12:09 pm
Location: London.
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lol
I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
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May 4th, 2006, 11:42 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: ƒαiгŷ ταlεš
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May 4th, 2006, 12:03 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 13, 2005 - 2:06 pm
Location: UK
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i didn't get it,.......
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May 4th, 2006, 12:56 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 6, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 3,689
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plz elaborate
Life is not a joke, but a life without jokes is a cruel joke of life
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May 4th, 2006, 01:30 PM
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Lifetime Dictator
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 4:52 pm
Location: Islamabad
Posts: 3,431
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Inzi, genius, u guys dont know the standard wife response to a little action in the bed?
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May 5th, 2006, 04:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 20, 2000 - 5:00 am
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hahahahah  US wats wrong with u 
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May 5th, 2006, 05:49 PM
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Banned
Join Date: May 1, 2006 - 6:01 am
Posts: 111
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May 5th, 2006, 08:10 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: gupshup
Posts: 29,577
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I don't get it =\
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 6th, 2006, 02:53 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 784
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Oh Man, now i know. ....
Thats how it works.......

I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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May 6th, 2006, 03:05 AM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
Join Date: Feb 8, 2003 - 6:00 am
Location: Bihari Kebab Ki Plate
Posts: 3,042
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toba toba
Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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May 6th, 2006, 11:25 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 20, 2006 - 8:05 pm
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 smart guy
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May 6th, 2006, 11:53 AM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: gupshup
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ugh! Somebody please explain to me!!! I don't get itttt
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May 6th, 2006, 02:30 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 30, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: Toronto Canada
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^ phatti when u turn 18 u'll know 
"Lets not dwell into matters which have already been dealt with 1400 years ago. Go read for yourself, and understand it yourself." Sh. Hamza Yusuf
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May 6th, 2006, 04:37 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: gupshup
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Hey I thought this was a RATED G forum
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May 7th, 2006, 07:14 AM
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Templar Knight
Join Date: Aug 1, 2005 - 5:00 am
Posts: 21,274
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 HAHAHAHAHH,
blind faith = blind followers
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May 7th, 2006, 02:32 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: gupshup
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oh I get it now. 
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May 7th, 2006, 11:30 PM
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DreaM WeaVeR
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
Posts: 11,659
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LOL @ Phatima 
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May 10th, 2006, 11:20 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi.
Posts: 16,680
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^

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May 10th, 2006, 03:30 PM
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#20 (permalink)
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
Join Date: Feb 8, 2001 - 6:00 am
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