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Old May 4th, 2006, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A daddy tomato and baby tomato were going for a walk...the daddy tomato was walking real fast...and the baby tomato was lagging behind...the daddy tomato was like "baby tomato hurry up!" and the baby tomato was so tired he was walking reaaaaaaal slow...eventually he came to a stop...all tired...the daddy tomato came running to the baby tomato...gave him a tight squeeze and said "CATCH UP!"

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Old May 4th, 2006, 08:23 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 5th, 2006, 12:04 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Pulp Fiction!







Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....
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Old May 5th, 2006, 01:19 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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wow you squeezed one whole paragraph out of a two word joke. sadly, none of us will ever get those 20 seconds back.






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Old May 7th, 2006, 01:00 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Was that a joke?






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Old May 8th, 2006, 11:13 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:57 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:00 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old May 10th, 2006, 05:29 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMGOMGOMG ohh man now THAT is MY kinda joke!!! Oh God

That was GRAND!







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Old May 21st, 2006, 02:14 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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wow you squeezed one whole paragraph out of a two word joke. sadly, none of us will ever get those 20 seconds back.
u have issues...serious ones...






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Old May 21st, 2006, 06:41 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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I didnt read it






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