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Old May 8th, 2006, 05:01 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi


- aaj pinky ka janam din hai

- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!

- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon

(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)

- arre isse to tez bukhar hai

- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...


- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..


- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

- Driver, gaadi roko

- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....

- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"

- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor

- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,

mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.

- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)

Main kahan hun?

- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?


- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"

followed by the jug jug jiyo beta

- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??

- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,

aaj pahli baarkuch maang........

- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!








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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:48 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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I've heard all of them, even though I rarely watch hindi movies.







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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:55 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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I've heard all of them, even though I rarely watch hindi movies.
Ab hum waqee mein kisi ko mou dikhanay kay laiq nahin rahey.







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Old May 9th, 2006, 11:34 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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pak so how can i help?






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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:36 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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lol







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