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May 8th, 2006, 11:38 PM
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1970 -80 joke:
Once a guy was suffering from constipation and for a long time he was sitting in loo to relive himself but no result so he sings.....Mere sapano ki rani kab aayegi tu.....
2006 version of the above joke:
Once a guy was suffering from constipation and for a long time he was sitting in loo to relive himself but no result so he sings.....
Jhalak dikhala ja,jhalak dikhla ja ,ek baar aaja aaja aaja.....
"Copyrighted by Pyarilclarki  "
Shaam ke Surmay Andheron Mein Yoon Mere Dil ke Daag Jalate Hain.
Jaise Parwat ke Sabz Pedon Par Barf ke Baad Dhoop Padati Hai.
Door Rah Kar Bhi jo Dil Ke Pass Rahata Hai,Use Sitamgar Gair Kahata Hai.
Last edited by pyarilclarki; May 9th, 2006 at 12:39 AM..
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May 9th, 2006, 12:15 AM
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FAIZYYYYYY -where are youuuuuuuuu
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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May 9th, 2006, 12:24 AM
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dont blink...
...gone!
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i am utterly disgusted @ the 70-80 portion of the joke 
thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
-faizy
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May 9th, 2006, 12:29 AM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
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Originally Posted by pyarilclarki
1970 -80 joke:
Once a guy was suffering from constipation and for a long time he was sitting in loo to relive himself but no result so he sings.....Mere sapano ki rani kab aayegi tu.....
2006 version of the above joke:
Once a guy was suffering from constipation and for a long time he was sitting in loo to relive himself but no result so he sings.....
Jhalak dikhala ja,jhalak dikhla ja ,ek baar aaja aaja aaja.....
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Bad joke- Cheap one 
Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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May 9th, 2006, 03:02 AM
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Don, Busy for nothing ....
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He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
- Author on Cargill in 'Catch 22'
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May 10th, 2006, 05:31 PM
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The Pink Panther
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ewwwwwwww 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 10th, 2006, 07:42 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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I dont get it?
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May 16th, 2006, 04:44 PM
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dreamz...
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May 17th, 2006, 12:42 PM
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bad joke :-p
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May 21st, 2006, 06:48 PM
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eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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May 21st, 2006, 06:48 PM
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but that song do reminds me of faizy 
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