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Old May 11th, 2006, 10:51 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Hi Everybody,

There is an element of truth to this story....




He asked "Will you marry me?"

She replied "No".








HE lived happily ever after.







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Old May 11th, 2006, 10:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 11th, 2006, 10:57 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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This should be incorporated into all versions of romance novels, erasing the past stories of Heer Ranjha which has served no purpose in real-life.






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That is anti islamic
Marriage has been recommended and muslims have been told to do it
Saying something against marriage and then making a joke out of it ....
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Old May 11th, 2006, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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That is anti islamic
Marriage has been recommended and muslims have been told to do it
Saying something against marriage and then making a joke out of it ....
Allah rehm karay aap subb par

Im not sayin anythin against marriage its just a joke, u know dis is da Jokes forum.






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Old May 11th, 2006, 03:10 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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gee thanx for insultin us women....lol...loved the joke






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Old May 11th, 2006, 03:31 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Im not sayin anythin against marriage its just a joke, u know dis is da Jokes forum.
WOW !!! what a logic
so it means that you can make a joke about ANYTHING that has been made halal for us by islam and when someone objects to it, you can just say ;

OH its just a JOKE...







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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:37 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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gee thanx for insultin us women....lol...loved the joke

How about dis,

Hi Everybody,

There is an element of truth to this story....




She asked "Will you marry me?"

He replied "No".








SHE lived happily ever after.






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Old May 12th, 2006, 08:22 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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How about dis,

Hi Everybody,

There is an element of truth to this story....

She asked "Will you marry me?"

He replied "No".

SHE lived happily ever after.
Theoretically, practically and scientifically, that is simply not possible. I smell an element of disguise in this story, I tell you.






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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:24 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old May 17th, 2006, 12:41 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Old May 17th, 2006, 02:14 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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Hi Everybody,

There is an element of truth to this story....




He asked "Will you marry me?"

She replied "No".








HE lived happily ever after.

awwww







wats normal?
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awwww
Am I seeing that sad face because he went on to live happily ever after without ever marrying anyone, or is that sad face because she moved onto her next 'victim' in the list?






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n how do u know that he never married anyone after that....






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n how do u know that he never married anyone after that....
Quote:
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HE lived happily ever after.






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