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May 12th, 2006, 09:29 AM
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.
"That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."
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May 12th, 2006, 11:19 AM
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dreamz...
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May 13th, 2006, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.
"That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."
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and who is rhe mistress here 
Shaam ke Surmay Andheron Mein Yoon Mere Dil ke Daag Jalate Hain.
Jaise Parwat ke Sabz Pedon Par Barf ke Baad Dhoop Padati Hai.
Door Rah Kar Bhi jo Dil Ke Pass Rahata Hai,Use Sitamgar Gair Kahata Hai.
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May 13th, 2006, 11:05 PM
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Although it is haram 
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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May 14th, 2006, 07:51 AM
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May 15th, 2006, 06:53 AM
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Moderator Poetry Forum
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:rool:
Love is unconditional, relationships are not BeInG lOn3lY sId
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May 15th, 2006, 09:08 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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cool. i need a mistress now.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 21st, 2006, 06:55 PM
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lol
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May 25th, 2006, 03:38 PM
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Member
Join Date: May 8, 2006 - 3:38 pm
Location: i live in schaumburg,illinois but im a pakistani all the way!!!!:)
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lololol....wut a stupid woman....nice one yaar
**<>**burey burey hum hum hum shaitan, zara zara bachna re hum se**<>**
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_-_-_-_-_Cant help it ...... Allah made me this way_-_-_-_-_
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May 25th, 2006, 10:57 PM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 12:15 am
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Uss kay Dushman Hain Buhat Aadami Acha Hoga
Woh Bhi Meri He Tarah Shahar Mein Tanga Hoga
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Jun 1st, 2006, 07:47 AM
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hahahahaha 
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Jun 2nd, 2006, 11:44 AM
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~Nia sey panga ...
hai nahee changa~
Join Date: Oct 25, 2000 - 1:00 am
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:NOTFUNNY:
Life became all Gray! But NOW i have decided to paint it all over again.
I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat
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Jun 9th, 2006, 04:21 AM
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Geo aur Jeenay Do
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