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Old May 12th, 2006, 09:30 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

"You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time.

'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"

The expert replied,

"Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get my breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."






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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:16 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 13th, 2006, 07:57 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

"You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time.

'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"

The expert replied,

"Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get my breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
y dont husband prepare their own breakfast instead of advising







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Old May 13th, 2006, 11:06 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Reduction in Lead Times

Yeah - doesnt work all the time - personal experience







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Old May 15th, 2006, 06:56 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old May 15th, 2006, 09:01 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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DIY definetely cuts down on lead time. Dhobi good one, keep up.







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