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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:59 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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How do u stop a polish tank???
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By shooting down the people pushing it!!!






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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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I don't think that would work.

Even if you shot the people pushing it, Polish tanks all have engines in them. The T-72M1, which forms the bulk of Poland's tank forces has a 12-cylinder diesel engine generating 840hp. That's more than enough needed to push the tank's 41ton weight. Poland has 597 of these.

Poland also operates 233 PT-91 tanks. Again, thse have engines so they can operate without being pushed - a 1000hp engine in this case, propelling a mass of 46.tons.

Lastly, Poland also has 128 German-made Leopard 2 tanks. As with the other tanks, these are fully capable of being operated without being pushed. They have a turbocharged V-12 engine generating an incredible 1500hp, pushing the tank's weight of 62 tons.







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Old May 12th, 2006, 02:19 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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dont ruin it for the people!^^







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Old May 16th, 2006, 03:04 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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I don't think that would work.

Even if you shot the people pushing it, Polish tanks all have engines in them. The T-72M1, which forms the bulk of Poland's tank forces has a 12-cylinder diesel engine generating 840hp. That's more than enough needed to push the tank's 41ton weight. Poland has 597 of these.

Poland also operates 233 PT-91 tanks. Again, thse have engines so they can operate without being pushed - a 1000hp engine in this case, propelling a mass of 46.tons.

Lastly, Poland also has 128 German-made Leopard 2 tanks. As with the other tanks, these are fully capable of being operated without being pushed. They have a turbocharged V-12 engine generating an incredible 1500hp, pushing the tank's weight of 62 tons.


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Old May 16th, 2006, 04:07 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old May 16th, 2006, 05:24 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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why do we have to polish tanks







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Old May 21st, 2006, 06:47 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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