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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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An Army Ranger was deployed to Afghanistan.

While he was stationed there he received a letter from his girlfriend.

In the letter she wrote that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and requested that he send back her picture.

The soldier did what any squared away soldier would do.

He went around to all his buddies and collected all the unwanted photographs of women.

He then mailed about twenty five of the pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back."







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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:46 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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I would label it as (future) Nikammi Biwee - Part 3 (for purposes of continuity).







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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:58 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Burn!!!!






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Old May 12th, 2006, 04:08 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Auntee Nikammi, aap jaa kar Fair & Lovely ki eik aur dibbiya apnay mou par tassallee kay saath maliyey. Chehray ka rang abhi tuk gora nahin hua aapka.






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Old May 23rd, 2006, 01:32 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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Auntee Nikammi, aap jaa kar Fair & Lovely ki eik aur dibbiya apnay mou par tassallee kay saath maliyey. Chehray ka rang abhi tuk gora nahin hua aapka.
AAp kya emami for men lagatey hain ya aap bhi fair and lovely par guzar basar kar rahe hain







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Old May 25th, 2006, 03:33 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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ouch......serves her rite....LOLOLOLOLOL







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