Real 9-1-1 Calls

yusufzai · May 12th, 2006, 03:59 PM

BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

dhobi_bhai · May 12th, 2006, 04:14 PM

mYsTeRiOuS_gUy · May 12th, 2006, 10:33 PM

I was wathcing this Pak tv show where some girls were calling the emergency number and joking around, can't exactly remember all the calls but just a couple of them :

Dispatcher: Jee main aap ki kya madad kar sakta hoon
Girl: started singing " Mera dil chura k le gaya........ churanay waala........mera qaatil"
Dispatcher : jee???
Girl: jee...Bas aapne us Qaatil ko pakarna hai
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There were some really funny ones, i remember one girl rang and said "
Girl: waisay hi bore ho rahi thi tou call kar liya
Dispatcher: was clueless and replied " aapko pata hai aapne emergency number dial kiya hai???"
Girl: Jee pata hai.....laikin aapse dil ki dou baatein karni hain.....kaam tou chalta hi rahega..........etc etc etc

Ramsha · May 12th, 2006, 11:56 PM

Prince Ali · May 13th, 2006, 05:53 PM

Dukhi · May 13th, 2006, 06:37 PM

Shahid049031 · May 15th, 2006, 11:31 PM

!,,!, (-.-) ,!,,!

yusufzai · May 16th, 2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai

Bachat! Jee haan, Dhobi Bhai ki dukaan per aaj hee tashreef laayey aur faida uthaayey is mufeed ishtihaar ka. Shaadi Biyah kay mauqon per aapkay aur aapkay susraal walon kay kapron ki dhulai MUFT! Tafseelat kay liyey raabta kee jiyey Dhobi Bhai sey.

dobhi bahi app tu bari hy kam ki Admi Nikaly,,,,Kaparo ki dulai tu waysee be Mufat hy zara ya tu batai ki kay kaproo sameet Bando ki dulai ka kia rate hay,,,,,Susreal ki dolai ki lia koi khas riyayaat bi hogee?

hijabi_17 · May 16th, 2006, 03:12 PM

me01 · May 17th, 2006, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

:biggthumb

fghd · May 21st, 2006, 06:49 PM

idiots

coolmunda · Jun 7th, 2006, 07:14 AM