Uncle Stalker

needless to say he never made it
you know why? These are the answers he gave .
(I had to edit a few gross ones )

ANTIBODY? - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
ASPHYXIA - get a “Butt Job”
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister
DILATE - the late British princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
PROTEIN - in favour of teens
PUS - small cat
SECRETION - hiding anything
SEMEN - sailors
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUTURE - Gujarati for “what do you want”
TABLET - small table
TESTES - the senses experienced by the tongue
URINE - opposite of you’re out
VARICOSE - very close
VAS DEFERENS - extremely different
VEIN - at what time?
VITREOUS HUMOR - both witty & funny

being lonely

koolkomal

*ahem*
* i was never here*

Prince Ali

Dukhi

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