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Jul 6th, 2006, 04:19 AM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marihuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
The only one of its own kind.
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Jul 6th, 2006, 07:51 AM
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Senior Member
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 Mein tang aagaya hoon yeh khat baar baar likh kar.
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Jul 6th, 2006, 06:20 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 27, 2005 - 10:59 pm
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Old but nice 
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Jul 7th, 2006, 12:07 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
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Old but Gold 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 7th, 2006, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2000 - 7:00 am
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Hey, thanks for sharing!
Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 7th, 2006, 12:34 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Mein tang aagaya hoon yeh khat baar baar likh kar.
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Itna ghussa sehat ke liye acha nahi hota! 
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Jul 7th, 2006, 01:21 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Mein tang aagaya hoon yeh khat baar baar likh kar.
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lol... bhai kiss ne aap k kan pati pe pestol rakh k paRhne ko kaha hai.... aur itna ghussa acha nahi... kioN yahaN sub ko pata hai k "such kaRwa lagta hai" aap ko aise halat maiN daikh kar guppies kya samjhaiNgay...
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Jul 9th, 2006, 04:36 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 7, 2006 - 8:45 pm
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i knew this one,neways nice to see read that again.
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Jul 9th, 2006, 06:03 AM
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Join Date: Jul 24, 2005 - 10:03 am
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nice one...
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