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Jul 6th, 2006, 04:28 PM
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A man was having difficulty breathing. He went to a doctor, who, after doing many tests declared that one of his kidneys had gone bad and it must be removed if he wanted to survive. The man agreed reluctantly, but even after he had the surgery, the problem persisted. He got very frustrated and went to see another doctor who told him that this is caused by a dental disease and he should have the teeth removed. The man agreed, and once again, after having the teeth removed, the problem didn't go away.
He then decided to try one last doctor, and this one told him that he had blood cancer and that he did not have much time left. The man got very depressed and decided to enjoy his final days to the fullest extent. He went to a tailor and asked him to make him a dress. The tailor started measuring him, and when he measure his collar, he wrote down 16 inches. The man said, "but I wear 14." The tailor said, "Well, no problem, I can make it 14, but with that size, you will have problems breathing!"
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Jul 6th, 2006, 05:30 PM
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:biggthumb
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Jul 6th, 2006, 05:37 PM
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Jul 7th, 2006, 12:56 AM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
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Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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Jul 7th, 2006, 08:04 AM
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btw title of this thread is misleading 
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Jul 7th, 2006, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by evilmastermind
btw title of this thread is misleading |
Mein nay to pehlay hee kaha tha, Bhai Sahab darzee likh detey to theek rehta. 
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Jul 7th, 2006, 08:18 AM
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To thappar maaray bagair yeh baat nahi kahi jaa saktee thee? 
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Jul 7th, 2006, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Mein nay to pehlay hee kaha tha, Bhai Sahab darzee likh detey to theek rehta.
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Kab kaha tha?  
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Jul 7th, 2006, 11:03 AM
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dreamz...
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lol 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 7th, 2006, 11:36 AM
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Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 7th, 2006, 12:50 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
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The only one of its own kind.
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