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Jul 8th, 2006, 06:09 PM
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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy
when she is pulled over by a cop.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a
warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one
rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I
consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your
husband take care of that right away!"
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her
encounter with the cop.
"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"
"He said the reflector is broken."
"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"
"I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake."
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Jul 8th, 2006, 06:45 PM
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Ouch!!!!! 
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Jul 8th, 2006, 08:12 PM
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vamp1r3
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awww 
when we found a rip in heaven
we should have ascended then
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Jul 8th, 2006, 11:06 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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i didnt get it 
Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Jul 8th, 2006, 11:21 PM
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logged out
Join Date: Jul 7, 1998 - 5:00 am
Location: Rehnay ko Ghar naheeN hai, PF jahaaN hamaaraa
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Jul 8th, 2006, 11:23 PM
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Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life.Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it!
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Jul 9th, 2006, 03:23 AM
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mitti mein mil jay'en gey
Join Date: Dec 31, 2005 - 7:12 pm
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by victorygirl
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bachian aise jokes nahin perhten.app apne khotay errr i mean ghoray ke pas jaaain 
HTD/S11: To fool your enemies, you must first fool your allies.
ARY: baighairton ka badshah
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Jul 9th, 2006, 04:03 AM
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ooooooooooo
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Jul 9th, 2006, 07:52 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 9th, 2006, 04:31 PM
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lollll! must hurt :|!!
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Jul 9th, 2006, 10:48 PM
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ewwwww
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