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Code_Red · Jul 9th, 2006, 05:06 AM

The phone rang in the obituary department of a Karachi local newspaper. 'How much does it cost to
have an obituary printed'? asked a Memon caller. 'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely. 'Fine,' said Ghapphar Bhai after a moment.

'Okay then, write this down : 'Rajjakbhai - dead' "

'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.' 'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.'
'Yes, you should've,' snapped Ghapphar Bhai. "Abhi jara souchnay dou eik minute".....................

"okay, likho : Rajjakbhai dead. Suzuki for Sale."'

nakhan · Jul 9th, 2006, 05:47 AM

ha ha ha

Memon bhai ka mind hay bijniz hi ka sochay ga na!!!

coolmunda · Jul 9th, 2006, 06:06 AM

Prince Ali · Jul 9th, 2006, 07:49 AM

dhobi_bhai · Jul 9th, 2006, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code_Red

The phone rang in the obituary department of a Karachi local newspaper. 'How much does it cost to
have an obituary printed'? asked a Memon caller. 'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely. 'Fine,' said Ghapphar Bhai after a moment.

'Okay then, write this down : 'Rajjakbhai - dead' "

'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.' 'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.'
'Yes, you should've,' snapped Ghapphar Bhai. "Abhi jara souchnay dou eik minute".....................

"okay, likho : Rajjakbhai dead. Suzuki for Sale."'

:biggthumb

Shouldn't "Suzuki" be "Sujuki", to keep everything on the same page?