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Jul 10th, 2006, 10:24 AM
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Little long, but worth reading!
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: "I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday."
The second guy says: "Wow, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy. I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third guy says: "Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend."
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked: "What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel." The fourth man replied: "No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends."
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Jul 10th, 2006, 11:53 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 10th, 2006, 12:42 PM
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Wanna meet the Tiger
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Pakka ~Bilkul Pakka~
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Jul 10th, 2006, 12:49 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Prince Ali
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I don't think it's that hard...You may to read it again 
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Jul 10th, 2006, 05:08 PM
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lol
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Jul 10th, 2006, 05:59 PM
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Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 10th, 2006, 09:52 PM
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hawwwwww 
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Jul 12th, 2006, 03:18 PM
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:biggthumb
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Jul 14th, 2006, 03:14 PM
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hahahaha  ...............
you can kill those who tell the truth
but you can't kill the truth
-means "violence serves lies"-
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Jul 14th, 2006, 05:14 PM
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 Hahahahah
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Jul 14th, 2006, 10:49 PM
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hahaha
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Jul 14th, 2006, 11:22 PM
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hihihihihih...
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Jul 29th, 2006, 01:44 PM
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lol
Kisi ko panay ki chahat MOHABBAT toh nahi.................!
~~**Mere Naseeb nae meri khuahish ko kabhi samjha hi nahi**~~
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Jul 29th, 2006, 06:16 PM
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Jul 30th, 2006, 08:16 AM
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~heartache in disguise~
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LOL 
~ ... palat k har taraf se kyon nazR us shaks per thehrii?
wafa k silsilo`N kii wo, musalsal inteha thehra ...~
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Jul 30th, 2006, 10:51 AM
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good one 
those who give everything in ALLAHs hand will eventually see ALLAHs hand in everythin............
worries end where faith begins!!!!
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Jul 30th, 2006, 12:26 PM
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:biggthumb Lol
The more i learn, The more i forget. So why would i learn?
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Aug 6th, 2006, 03:20 PM
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.....funny......I guess
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Aug 6th, 2006, 03:38 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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Yeah I read this b4. It's funny
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