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Jul 10th, 2006, 03:37 PM
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Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!!
Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Jul 10th, 2006, 04:31 PM
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LoooooooooooooL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 10th, 2006, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SheeN
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 11th, 2006, 12:12 AM
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hahaha
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Jul 11th, 2006, 05:01 AM
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Mukhtasir Lafzoo'n Main Hay Ab Yeh Mizaaj e Dosti Raabta Sab Say Hay ' Laykin Wastaa Koi Naee'N
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Jul 11th, 2006, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by SheeN
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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* Ahem *..................* galaa saaf *..................What was the name of that book again?
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Jul 11th, 2006, 12:15 PM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 14th, 2006, 03:23 PM
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you can kill those who tell the truth
but you can't kill the truth
-means "violence serves lies"-
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Jul 14th, 2006, 03:59 PM
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hahahahahahhaha
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Jul 14th, 2006, 05:09 PM
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What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!!
It reminds me of this:
If your wife is shouting on front door and dog barking at the back door, who would you let in first?????
DOG obviously!!! Atleast he will stop barking once you open the door :P
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Jul 14th, 2006, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRiOuS_gUy
It reminds me of this:
If your wife is shouting on front door and dog barking at the back door, who would you let in first?????
DOG obviously!!! Atleast he will stop barking once you open the door :P
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LOLOLOLO.....
Good one....
The More You Get To Know About Something
The More You Realize
How Little You Know!
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Jul 14th, 2006, 05:45 PM
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Jul 14th, 2006, 07:38 PM
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Jul 18th, 2006, 04:10 PM
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