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Jul 10th, 2006, 03:57 PM
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e
Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Jul 10th, 2006, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SheeN
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e
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Zaroor koi desi hoga. 
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Jul 10th, 2006, 04:03 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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^^kiu jee sirf desisi apni mama kai saath rehtai hain 
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Jul 10th, 2006, 04:29 PM
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iss par hansna chahiye ya rona chahiye? :S
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Jul 10th, 2006, 05:49 PM
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^ hehe

Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 18th, 2006, 06:26 PM
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Kisi ko panay ki chahat MOHABBAT toh nahi.................!
~~**Mere Naseeb nae meri khuahish ko kabhi samjha hi nahi**~~
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Jul 19th, 2006, 06:30 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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After long time once more.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jul 19th, 2006, 01:57 PM
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good one
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Jul 23rd, 2006, 07:54 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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