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Old Jul 10th, 2006, 03:57 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
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Old Jul 10th, 2006, 03:59 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e
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Old Jul 10th, 2006, 04:03 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 10th, 2006, 04:29 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 10th, 2006, 05:49 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 19th, 2006, 01:57 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 07:54 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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