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Jul 12th, 2006, 06:59 AM
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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked?
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
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Jul 12th, 2006, 08:14 AM
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Astaghfirullah. 
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Jul 12th, 2006, 10:59 AM
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hahahaha
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On..."
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Jul 12th, 2006, 11:38 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 12th, 2006, 12:21 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Jul 14th, 2006, 03:15 PM
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you can kill those who tell the truth
but you can't kill the truth
-means "violence serves lies"-
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Jul 15th, 2006, 02:21 AM
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Jul 15th, 2006, 10:29 AM
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lol datz funni
~*Angel Eyes*~
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Jul 15th, 2006, 10:41 AM
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 but funny.
Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 15th, 2006, 10:41 AM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
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Jul 16th, 2006, 08:24 PM
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L  L
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Jul 17th, 2006, 10:56 AM
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very funny indeed 
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side
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Jul 17th, 2006, 08:01 PM
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Kisi ko panay ki chahat MOHABBAT toh nahi.................!
~~**Mere Naseeb nae meri khuahish ko kabhi samjha hi nahi**~~
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Jul 17th, 2006, 08:04 PM
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Coincidence?
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i wud throw acid on her.
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see you can find out first hand what it's like to be me.
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Jul 17th, 2006, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Afridi786
i wud throw acid on her.
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That was suppose to be something to laugh on cuz its just a joke nobody wants to know ur mentality.
The More You Get To Know About Something
The More You Realize
How Little You Know!
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Jul 17th, 2006, 08:33 PM
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...baat jisame, pyaar to hai, zehar bhi hai.
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Jul 17th, 2006, 08:35 PM
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Coincidence?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by muali
That was suppose to be something to laugh on cuz its just a joke nobody wants to know ur mentality.
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u think i was serious
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Jul 17th, 2006, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Afridi786
u think i was serious |
nice cover up....but dint work dude
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Jul 17th, 2006, 09:49 PM
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Coincidence?
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...oh kay...believe what you want.
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