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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 12:05 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take amount out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away





How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. & then Drive on.







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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 12:15 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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You are so not getting away from this, I tell you.

Yaad aatey hain hamein burhapay kay din......






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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 12:23 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 12:31 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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You are so not getting away from this, I tell you.

Yaad aatey hain hamein burhapay kay din......







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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 01:48 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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hahah wow..ladies will always be ladies =D






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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 06:38 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Hahahaha......omg it's soo true






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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 02:54 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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what about hermaphrodites???







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but you can't kill the truth
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what about hermaphrodites???
Jee woh ghar per nahin hain. Shaam tuk aajaayengey.






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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 02:57 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
whistle the big busty gal passing

2. Go to ATM Machine
oogle the short skit girl leaving with cash

3. Insert card
whistle at the tall blond behind

4. Enter PIN

say hai caramba to the nice latino chick parking for ATM

5. Take amount out

wave it to the eastern looking chick, thinking qhe may be potential russsian bride

6. Take ATM Card out

oogles again the blond going to take some cash out

7. Drive away
and wink one last time at the latino chick going to ATM





How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. & then Drive on.
i fixed it for you






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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 03:02 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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i fixed it for you
hahaha good job







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