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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 11:06 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man was praying to god. He said, "God?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the Guy said, "Can i ask a question?"

"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said,

"Sure!.......just a second."







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