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Jul 13th, 2006, 08:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 27, 2005 - 10:59 pm
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on YAHOO .Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
but it was too late to hit the delete button."
Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
program activity from a self extracting file which had
implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!"
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Jul 13th, 2006, 08:42 AM
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Join Date: Apr 15, 2005 - 3:16 pm
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Wah Bhai Wah. Aaj sey hum bhi apnay bachon ko bilkul aisey hee batayengey, tafseel kay saath. 
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Jul 13th, 2006, 11:37 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: ƒαiгŷ ταlεš
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 13th, 2006, 12:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 4, 2000 - 7:00 am
Location: UK
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 may be too technical for the little child.
Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Jul 14th, 2006, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Nov 18, 2005 - 2:28 pm
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:biggthumb 
Live By The Sword,Die By The Sword
نہ تیرا پاکستان ہے
نہ میرا پاکستان ہے , یہ اس کاپاکستان ہے , جو صدرپاکستان ہے
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Jul 14th, 2006, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 8, 2005 - 8:07 am
Location: Paris
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 ..............very nice
you can kill those who tell the truth
but you can't kill the truth
-means "violence serves lies"-
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Jul 14th, 2006, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 7, 2006 - 8:45 pm
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cool
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Jul 14th, 2006, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: May 24, 2006 - 11:33 pm
Location: where the skies are blue...
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nice....but i read this somewhere else some time ago...
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Jul 18th, 2006, 06:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 28, 2005 - 8:09 pm
Location: earth
Posts: 3,642
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Kisi ko panay ki chahat MOHABBAT toh nahi.................!
~~**Mere Naseeb nae meri khuahish ko kabhi samjha hi nahi**~~
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