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Sep 4th, 2006, 04:04 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee???
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Lebanese government to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Lebanese houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10)Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Sep 4th, 2006, 01:05 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 2:56 am
Location: right here
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good one
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:29 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: αiгŷ ταlε
Posts: 12,210
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Zabardast! Very good! 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:31 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 23, 2006 - 7:43 pm
Location: oVer ThEre SumWhEre
Posts: 13,345
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lmao.........ahhahah
AY
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Sep 8th, 2006, 12:07 PM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Lahore-> Hong Kong-> East London
Posts: 21,832
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lolz
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Eaยงt LonDon~@
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Sep 8th, 2006, 12:27 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 29, 2005 - 3:39 pm
Location: Im from Joizee
Posts: 2,020
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i would report it to the manager, and get myself an extra cup of coffee and be on my way back to work
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Sep 8th, 2006, 03:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 24, 2003 - 6:42 pm
Location: toronto , canada
Posts: 1,157
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this was a very gud one 
..terey.bina.rogi.hoye..pyasey..nain..
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Sep 11th, 2006, 07:22 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
Posts: 6,946
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lolz
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Sep 11th, 2006, 07:26 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 26, 2006 - 6:58 pm
Location: CrystAl HeArt
Posts: 1,475
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Another joke lol
♥You Cought My Eye When I First Saw U Smile♥
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Sep 11th, 2006, 07:42 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 24, 2006 - 11:33 pm
Location: where the skies are blue...
Posts: 1,190
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nice
It's better to light a candle ,than to curse the darkness.
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