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Sep 6th, 2006, 11:40 AM
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An Israeli recently arrives at London's Heathrow airport. As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: "Occupation?"
The Israeli promptly replies: "No, just visiting!"
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Sep 6th, 2006, 02:16 PM
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...and those who joyfully leave everything in Allah's hands, will eventually find Allah's hand in everything
Worries end, where faith begins........!
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Sep 6th, 2006, 02:45 PM
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Sep 7th, 2006, 02:33 AM
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funny very funny
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are :)
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Sep 7th, 2006, 10:41 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 8th, 2006, 10:17 AM
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Chinese Mafia
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lolz
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Eaยงt LonDon~@
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Sep 8th, 2006, 05:55 PM
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good
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Sep 8th, 2006, 07:25 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
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ohhh hashhaha!
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Sep 9th, 2006, 12:56 AM
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ROFL 
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Sep 9th, 2006, 04:32 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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excellent
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Sep 9th, 2006, 12:53 PM
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You Know Who!
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Sep 11th, 2006, 07:21 PM
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lolz
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Sep 18th, 2006, 05:34 AM
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Salaams
Im glad u all found it funny, i suppose this also applies to the Indians when they visit abraod since they also occupy other peoples lands
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Sep 20th, 2006, 04:32 AM
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really funny 
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Sep 25th, 2006, 10:04 AM
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 clever
"How long? Not long, cause what you reap is what you sow"
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Sep 25th, 2006, 01:00 PM
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goog good
-= Love For All, Hatred For None -=
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