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Sep 10th, 2006, 08:57 PM
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There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
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Mar 13th, 2007, 02:39 PM
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Mar 13th, 2007, 08:07 PM
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The Pink Panther
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Mar 13th, 2007, 09:02 PM
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Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Mar 14th, 2007, 03:39 AM
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Join Date: Jan 29, 2007 - 12:09 am
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 ....good one!
This for priest  for revealing the identity of a person in confession!
Janani janmabhoomisch, Swargadapi gariyasi (Words of Shri Ram in Ramayan)
("Heaven is not as dear to me as my mother and motherland")
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Mar 14th, 2007, 03:47 AM
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lolxx 
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
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Mar 14th, 2007, 09:56 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Mar 16th, 2007, 09:24 PM
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Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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