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Sep 16th, 2006, 04:39 PM
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School Teacher Arrested
The War on Terror Continues!!
NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Sep 20th, 2006, 05:00 AM
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Sep 20th, 2006, 05:46 AM
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Sep 20th, 2006, 06:21 AM
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hehehe... 
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Sep 20th, 2006, 08:19 AM
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Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Sep 22nd, 2006, 06:26 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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Sep 23rd, 2006, 04:31 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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bohat zamanay ke baad aik aacha joke.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Sep 26th, 2006, 03:01 PM
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That was great! Thanks 
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Sep 26th, 2006, 03:07 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
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lolz
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