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Sep 16th, 2006, 11:49 PM
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Senior Member
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A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
In pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a
Bee."
DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles
Away by now."
DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream
On the place you were stung."
MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree"
DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which
Part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee
Stung me on my finger and it really hurts"
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"
MAN (innocently ): "How am I to know? All bees look the
Same to me."
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Sep 17th, 2006, 12:03 AM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
Join Date: Jun 9, 2006 - 8:25 am
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Some doctors just don't know how to "Formulate" the right Question...
Good one Tahreem!..
Manaa ke teri deed ke qabil naheen houn main
tu mera shouq dekh mera intezaar dekh..Iqbal
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Sep 17th, 2006, 01:11 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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Sep 20th, 2006, 04:30 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 19, 2006 - 8:11 am
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i'm really surprised that this time 'man' wasn't made a sardar
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Sep 25th, 2006, 09:51 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 25th, 2006, 01:06 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by truepakistani
i'm really surprised that this time 'man' wasn't made a sardar
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Sardar was running after that bee so bee could tell where it stung that MAN
-= Love For All, Hatred For None -=
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Sep 25th, 2006, 03:02 PM
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lol...
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Sep 25th, 2006, 05:02 PM
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lol
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Sep 26th, 2006, 12:46 AM
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