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Old Nov 16th, 2006, 02:31 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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One village school teacher was in class at the end of day waiting and wondering about when the school bell would ring..
He thought..."bell will ring soon....children will run out yelling schools over...I will pick my walking stick and head out for home....I will get home in 10 mnutes and then put the stick in the corner and lie down for some rest on my cool bed in this summer heat..."

A while later the bell rang, and just as he had figured the children ran out ..he picked up his stick and walked home....he got home and put the stick on the bed and himself in the corner....








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Old Nov 16th, 2006, 03:22 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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hmmm......waisay uus nae yeh nahi socha thhaaa k pehlay corner mein stick rakhay ga aur phir rest keray ga....laikin baad mein toh yeh hai k woh pehlay bed tak jata hai stick rakhta hai aur phir corner mein jata hai!







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