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Old Nov 17th, 2006, 03:58 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A guy had a flat tire on his car and had to stop to fix it. Well when he looked around for help he saw that it was infront of a mental asyllum.

So now he started undoing the lugnuts and changing the tire. When he finally got the spare on, he started looking for the lugnuts. he was really shocked to realize that he had accidently kicked the lugnuts around and they probably fell in a sewer drain nearby. Really scared he started looking up to the sky and sighed in disbelief. Suddenly he heard a sound from near by
"Hey you !......"
He looked around and finally caught sight of a window on the nearby wall of the asyllum where an inmate was looking through the bars.

"yeah you ...I am talking to you!....do you want me to help you?"

The guy yelled in frustration "How are you going to help me?..."

"well" said the crazy man.. "take one lugnut off of each of other 3 tires and put those three on this one...you will be ok...when you get to the nearest garage get 4 more to complete the nuts..."


"wow! thats brilliant.." said the man... "how did you figure that out!?"


The crazy man replied " lol....I might be crazy but I ain't stupid you know!"









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