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Old Nov 21st, 2006, 12:05 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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You have to be a FOB to get this joke...

English Teacher: Papu did you write the essay?

Papu: no teacher?

Teacher: why?

Papu: Its too hard teacher!

Teacher: Kids, writing an essay is very easy. I showed you the essay for Bus station. So for a railway station just change Bus with railway and it is done. Also in the exam you could be asked for essay on "Friend".

One the day of the exam: Write an Essay on "FATHER"

Papus essay:
Fathers and Fathers are every where but true Father is very rare.
I have many Fathers, Imran Khan is my best Father,He Comes to my Home Every day, my mother loves him. A Father in need is a Father in deed.









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Old Nov 21st, 2006, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 21st, 2006, 04:05 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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^ doh...






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Old Nov 21st, 2006, 04:08 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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i never got it either,






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Old Nov 21st, 2006, 04:09 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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call me naive but whats a FOB?






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Old Nov 21st, 2006, 04:29 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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^ lolz... use ur noodle.... it will come...

FOB = fresh off the boat desi....

have to explain evrything







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Old Nov 22nd, 2006, 01:43 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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i always thought FOB = fresh on board






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Old Nov 22nd, 2006, 12:17 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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well an "ABCD" who is a med student here told me this so I took his definition.

Did you get the joke?






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Old Nov 23rd, 2006, 10:49 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Good joke. but tough luck you had to explain line by line.







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Old Nov 23rd, 2006, 11:04 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 03:36 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Light Bearer
Good joke. but tough luck you had to explain line by line.
yeah....can you believe it...






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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 04:21 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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