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Old Nov 22nd, 2006, 02:34 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A guy walks into a toy shop and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?" She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:
Fashion Barbie for $11.95
Vacation Barbie for $11.95
Housewife Barbie for $11.95 and
Divorcee Barbie for $211.95!"
The guy asks in astonishment,"Why is "Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me." The assistant answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his Gold MasterCard, his yacht and his summer home."







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Old Nov 23rd, 2006, 11:57 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 23rd, 2006, 12:04 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 23rd, 2006, 12:24 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 25th, 2006, 03:54 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 25th, 2006, 07:54 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 25th, 2006, 09:33 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 27th, 2006, 07:31 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 01:52 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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