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Nov 25th, 2006, 09:37 AM
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically........Someone has stolen our tent".
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Nov 25th, 2006, 11:47 AM
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Senior Member
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very good
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Nov 25th, 2006, 03:12 PM
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Where do you get these brand new jokes?
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Nov 26th, 2006, 11:36 PM
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*DhaLaY ChanD DiL kae PaaR*
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keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come
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Nov 27th, 2006, 07:26 AM
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nice
Tera hi naqsh uubherta raha lakeeron main
Uuthaye haath ju maine kabhi dua ke liye
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:09 PM
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Old, but good.
Best things in life aren't things..
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:11 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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what a dufus....dat watson.....
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:26 PM
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He has intelligence but lacks the ability to apply his knowledge in different circumstances.
Am studyin the book, 'Hound of the Baskervilles' you see
LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Nov 29th, 2006, 03:19 AM
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Loud and Clear
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*~*~*~*Thread-napper*~*~*~ The Unshushable "The Voice Knows All"
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Nov 30th, 2006, 12:07 PM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Nov 30th, 2006, 04:50 PM
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I love this one.
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Nov 30th, 2006, 07:13 PM
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Quote:
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically........Someone has stolen our tent".
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Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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Dec 3rd, 2006, 01:07 PM
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This joke always makes me laugh no matter how many times I read it!
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Dec 4th, 2006, 04:23 AM
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thats just 2 funny!!
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