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Nov 25th, 2006, 09:46 AM
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Three Indians and three Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup in South Africa. At the station, the three Indians buy a ticket each and watch as the three Pakistanis buy just one ticket for them all. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Indians. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Pakistanis. They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistani cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani style on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don't buy ticket at all!! "How come are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Indian. "Watch and learn," answers a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cram into one toilet and soon after the three Pakistanis cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistanis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Pakistani takes the ticket and goes back to their toilet...
Last edited by GoldenAsif; Nov 25th, 2006 at 12:55 PM..
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Nov 25th, 2006, 11:45 AM
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Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Nov 25th, 2006, 08:49 PM
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LOL 
It's all fun n games til someone gets hurt, then it's freakin h i l a r i o u s XD
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Nov 25th, 2006, 10:07 PM
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Nov 25th, 2006, 10:24 PM
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hahhahaha 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Nov 26th, 2006, 04:03 AM
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Very funny 
The Greatest Battle Lies Within
The Greatest Battle: Lies Within
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Nov 26th, 2006, 06:11 AM
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haha
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Nov 27th, 2006, 07:30 AM
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nice 
Tera hi naqsh uubherta raha lakeeron main
Uuthaye haath ju maine kabhi dua ke liye
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Nov 27th, 2006, 08:25 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Nov 27th, 2006, 10:41 AM
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"Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal."~-Tupac Amaru Shakur-~
"Only the dead have seen the end of war."~-Plato-~
"Pro is to con as progress is to..."
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:09 PM
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read it before....
but funny still...
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:15 PM
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
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Nov 28th, 2006, 04:47 PM
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You are missing the third part of the joke.
Bitten twice the Indians decide to avenge in the third trip. This time they decide not to buy any ticket and pull the same trick on Pakistanis. They board the train and once they see the ticket examiner, they start moving towards the toilet and find that there is no toilet, cuz this was a local train!!!
Btw, in India, they change roles of Indians and Pakistanis.
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Nov 28th, 2006, 09:06 PM
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lol
~*~*~Hum Kisi Ka Bhi Dil Torr De
Kisko Aadhe Raste Mein Chorr De
To Usko Bhi Duniya Kehti Hai Ada~*~*~
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Nov 29th, 2006, 03:18 AM
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indians rock! 
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Nov 30th, 2006, 11:59 AM
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dreamz...
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^ Trator 
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