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Nov 26th, 2006, 01:11 PM
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:14 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:24 PM
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You will be among the successful
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GA:
translating for our non urdu understanding ABCDs here....
(context is that GAbbar is the head of the dacoits and samba is the loyal sidekick)
Gabbar: How many were they?
Sambha: master they were 2
Gabbar: I can't count, how many is 2?
Samba: master, 2 comes after 1
Gabbar: and whats there before 2?
Samba: before 2 there is 1
Gabbar: so what is in the middle?
Samba: no one is in the middle
Gabbar:: then why don't both of them come together?
Samba: its only after 1 that 2 can come, because 2, comes after 1
Gabar: how big is 2 from 1?
Samba: 2 is 1 bigger than 1
Gabbar: if 2 is 1 bigger than 1 then how much is 1 bigger than 1?
Samnba: master, I am your faithful....just shoot me....
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:26 PM
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^ good job AA 
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Nov 28th, 2006, 02:48 PM
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 Hilarious!
Best things in life aren't things..
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Nov 28th, 2006, 10:42 PM
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lolzzzz good one!
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Nov 29th, 2006, 03:17 AM
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Loud and Clear
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*~*~*~*Thread-napper*~*~*~ The Unshushable "The Voice Knows All"
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Dec 4th, 2006, 04:37 AM
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LOL
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Dec 25th, 2006, 01:45 PM
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luv dis.. on AA's side i think this forum isn't intended for pure ABCDs (american-born confused desis)
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