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Nov 30th, 2006, 01:29 PM
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An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique.
In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah.
To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah.
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Nov 30th, 2006, 02:37 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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^  ...poor dude..
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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Nov 30th, 2006, 03:28 PM
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hahahahahaha 
"Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal."~-Tupac Amaru Shakur-~
"Only the dead have seen the end of war."~-Plato-~
"Pro is to con as progress is to..."
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Nov 30th, 2006, 09:38 PM
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hahahhahahaa
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Nov 30th, 2006, 09:47 PM
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Good one 
Best things in life aren't things..
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Dec 1st, 2006, 05:05 PM
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Member
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Nice One
It's all fun n games til someone gets hurt, then it's freakin h i l a r i o u s XD
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Dec 2nd, 2006, 12:25 AM
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lol
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Dec 2nd, 2006, 06:12 PM
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 nice one
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Dec 3rd, 2006, 04:42 AM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
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Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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Dec 3rd, 2006, 11:56 AM
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AND
Inna Lillah 
Ik zindagi theee Fida kar dee
<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee
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Dec 4th, 2006, 04:33 AM
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heard this before, still funny:CareBear:
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