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Dec 1st, 2006, 06:52 AM
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Running Red Lights
"Don't worry," James said to his friend seated next to him as he drove right through a red light at a big city intersection. "My brother Dean does it all the time, and he never gets caught."
Coming upon another red light at the next intersection, James again went speeding right through.
"Don't worry," James assured his now terror-stricken friend, "Like I said, Dean does this every day, and nothing ever happens to him."
At the next intersection the light was green. James stomped on the brakes and the car skidded to a complete stop inches in front of the stop line.
"W..wh..why d..do..do you run through all the red lights and stop when we come to a green light?" his friend asked, thinking seriously about bailing out.
"I'm always afraid that Dean might be coming through."
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Dec 1st, 2006, 07:31 AM
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$@j@n k! d33w@n!
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Us Ka Milna Hee Muqadar Main Na Tha Warna,
Hum Ne Kya kuch Nahin Khoya USEY Paney K Liye
LoV£ 0NlY HapP3N$ OnC3.. R£$t 1$ Ju$t l!f£.. :)
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Dec 1st, 2006, 07:33 AM
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$@j@n k! d33w@n!
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that means he is ony worried for his brother not any one else when he is driving through red light idiot 
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Dec 1st, 2006, 02:40 PM
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huh!
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Dec 1st, 2006, 02:41 PM
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 hahhahaha
"Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal."~-Tupac Amaru Shakur-~
"Only the dead have seen the end of war."~-Plato-~
"Pro is to con as progress is to..."
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Dec 1st, 2006, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 31, 2006 - 5:53 pm
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LOL 
It's all fun n games til someone gets hurt, then it's freakin h i l a r i o u s XD
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Dec 3rd, 2006, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 29, 2005 - 10:35 pm
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Originally Posted by pakistani2
Running Red Lights
"Don't worry," James said to his friend seated next to him as he drove right through a red light at a big city intersection. "My brother Dean does it all the time, and he never gets caught."
Coming upon another red light at the next intersection, James again went speeding right through.
"Don't worry," James assured his now terror-stricken friend, "Like I said, Dean does this every day, and nothing ever happens to him."
At the next intersection the light was green. James stomped on the brakes and the car skidded to a complete stop inches in front of the stop line.
"W..wh..why d..do..do you run through all the red lights and stop when we come to a green light?" his friend asked, thinking seriously about bailing out.
"I'm always afraid that Dean might be coming through."
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Very good translation of an old pindiwal taxi driver( with appologise to pothoharis) driving taxi on the roads of islam abad. i heard this joke 25 years ago. any way nice to listen again
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