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Old Dec 1st, 2006, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day,
the copilot was providing his passengers with a running
commentary about landmarks over the PA system.

"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is
a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed
when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and
weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an
hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction.
The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."

From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim,

"Wow! It just missed the highway!"







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<Beep Beep> ki intehaaa kar deee

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are you makin fun of girls.







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Old Dec 1st, 2006, 09:26 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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nope
never
I love em






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Old Dec 1st, 2006, 09:48 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday ?



Tell her a joke on Friday.
:-D







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i think i dont get it






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Old Dec 2nd, 2006, 09:37 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by legally_desi
i think i dont get it
No problems
Blondiness is a universal phenomenon
Not limited by race, age, nationality or culture






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Old Dec 2nd, 2006, 06:13 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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i dnot get it either






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i dnot get it either
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