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Feb 27th, 2007, 12:41 PM
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has cheated him out of three million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along someone who knows sign language to translate.
The Godfather asks the underling:
"Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The interpreter, using sign language, asks the underling where the 3 million dollars is hidden.
The underling signs back:
"I don't know what you are talking about."
The interpreter tells the Godfather:
"He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says:
"Ask him again!"
The interpreter signs to the underling:
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The underling signs back:
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the interpreter:
"Well... what'd he say?"
To which the interpreter replies:
"He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Feb 27th, 2007, 12:44 PM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
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Hehe.. a similar joke was used in an Asterix comic i read once long ago.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Feb 27th, 2007, 12:49 PM
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I don't get it 
LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Feb 27th, 2007, 12:52 PM
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LoL..... good one
The More You Get To Know About Something
The More You Realize
How Little You Know!
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Feb 27th, 2007, 12:55 PM
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Ohhhhhhh..........does the translator say that to the mafia guy so that he kills the underdog person and then the translator himself, can get all the money ? 
Thats clever.
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Feb 27th, 2007, 03:10 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Feb 27th, 2007, 03:20 PM
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lol
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a -gonna do,
There ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
Åchi ßachi Çlub
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Feb 27th, 2007, 07:14 PM
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The Pink Panther
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hahahahaha
mannn I love my forum. 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Feb 27th, 2007, 08:01 PM
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  Sick one! LOL now the interpreter gets the money!
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Feb 27th, 2007, 08:28 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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good one
clever interpreter.....
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Feb 28th, 2007, 01:38 AM
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Good one, not one I've heard before.
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Feb 28th, 2007, 03:38 AM
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lol
You can not change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.
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Feb 28th, 2007, 05:31 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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