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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 11:22 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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What Everybody Has Done With Pakistan.




Quaid-E-Azam :
Islamic Republic Of Pakistan


Ayub Khan:
Developed Republic Of Pakistan


Bhutto :
Peoples Republic Of Pakistan


Yahya Khan:
What So Ever Divided By 2 Pakistan


Zia-Ul-Haq:
Klash-Un-kove( AK-47) Republic Of Pakistan


Ghulam Ishaq Khan:
ISI Republic Of Pakistan


Moeen Qureshi :
Taxation Republic Of Pakistan


Benazir Bhutto :
Zardari Republic Of Pakistan


Nawaz Sharif:
Abba Jee & Sons Republic Of Pakistan


Gen. Pervez Musharraf :
Pakistan (Pvt). Ltd.


People Of Pakistan:
Immigration From Pakistan






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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Funny in a sad way and true to some extent.







...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 09:31 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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^yup







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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 11:07 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Sad but quite true







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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 12:33 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Hansoon kay roo'on







Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat

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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 01:34 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by showkot
What Everybody Has Done With Pakistan.




Quaid-E-Azam :
Free Country Of Pakistan


Ayub Khan:
One Unit Of Pakistan


Bhutto :
Peoples Democrazies Of Pakistan


Yahya Khan:
Asleep at Helm of Pakistan


Zia-Ul-Haq:
Removal of Communist Yoke from Pakistan


Ghulam Ishaq Khan:
Technology Advancement in Pakistan


Moeen Qureshi :
Economic Stability Of Pakistan


Nawaz Sharif / Z.A. Bhutto
Nuclear Power Republic of Pakistan


Gen. Pervez Musharraf :
Pakistan Incorporated


People Of Pakistan:
Repatriated back to Pakistan
Some people are still under the Yoke of Imperialism, they will always view Pakistan through Narrow vision of Negativity, no matter how much progress is made, I say Pakistan has come a long way not withstanding all the obstacles within and without....







Manaa ke teri deed ke qabil naheen houn main
tu mera shouq dekh mera intezaar dekh..Iqbal
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 02:58 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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^ Yup






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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 01:39 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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interesting







~.~Ajee roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamain paayiegaa :)~.~
An Indian among former Indians and current Pakistanis
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 01:54 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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I think Ian Botham's mother-in-law got it right (during her visit to Pakistan in 2001) when she said, 'Pakistan is a country of haves and have nots'
i.e if you are among the have nots then you have truly had it.







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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 02:05 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Gen. Pervez Musharraf :
Pakistan (Pvt). Ltd.







mangoes anyone?
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 02:14 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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And it is a going concern.







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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 07:36 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 12:53 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Oh well. *shrugs*
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