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Feb 28th, 2007, 01:30 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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A Washington senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of a Seatle dealership. Taking off down the road, he
floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State Patrol car behind him, blue and red lights flashing.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Washington State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper....
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Feb 28th, 2007, 04:45 PM
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Senior Member
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Didn't quite get it 
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Feb 28th, 2007, 05:47 PM
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Templar Knight
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Feb 28th, 2007, 09:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Best things in life aren't things..
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Mar 1st, 2007, 12:58 AM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Originally Posted by retroguy02
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You are in 8th grade right now, it is more of a grown-ups Joke!....
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Mar 1st, 2007, 03:04 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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good one
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Mar 1st, 2007, 05:55 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Ok.
Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 2nd, 2007, 03:31 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Mar 2nd, 2007, 03:42 PM
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Member
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:-D
I Breed Aseel, and O-shamo Gamefowl, in the UK. Kings of the poultry world PM me if your interested. Aseel kukker, O-shamo Kukker, (Badshah Murgh)
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Mar 2nd, 2007, 03:52 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Atleast he kept his hopes high that his wife may return to him one day!
Nice one LOL
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Mar 3rd, 2007, 07:29 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Originally Posted by fbi786
Atleast he kept his hopes high that his wife may return to him one day!
Nice one LOL
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Correction.. fbi786, the COP wanted a good excuse why the Old man kept going faster after the COP started tailing him.
The Old Man's excuse was to get away from the Ex Wife not want her back..............LOL
You seem like a Hopeless Romantic...........
this world needs more people who are like that I guess...
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Mar 8th, 2007, 04:55 PM
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