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Feb 28th, 2007, 03:07 PM
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One night four MBA students were boozing till late
night and didn't study for the test,
which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made
themselves look as dirty and weird as
they could with grease and dirt.
Then they went up to the dean and said that they had
gone to a wedding last night and on
their return the tyre of their car burst and they
had to push the car all the way back and
that they were in no condition to appear for the
test. The Dean was a Just person so he
said that you can have a retest after three days.
After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third
day they appeared before the dean.
The Dean said that, as this was a special condition
all Four were required to be in
separate rooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in last
three days.
The test consisted of two questions with total marks
of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tyre burst? (98 marks)
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Feb 28th, 2007, 03:28 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 14, 2007 - 11:35 pm
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Suna hai achcha hai 
~.~Ajee roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamain paayiegaa :)~.~
An Indian among former Indians and current Pakistanis
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Feb 28th, 2007, 04:37 PM
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Senior Member
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LOL... how suspicious the dean is
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Feb 28th, 2007, 05:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club
( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)
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Feb 28th, 2007, 07:43 PM
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The Pink Panther
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Feb 28th, 2007, 09:25 PM
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Senior Member
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Shoo cute to see little kids laughing at this joke 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Feb 28th, 2007, 11:55 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 1st, 2007, 02:54 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
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Dean bara hee kharaant nikla
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Mar 2nd, 2007, 03:57 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Clever Dean! 
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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