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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send
them one at a time to the US for milking.



Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.



Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with
it!


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it
as Cow's milk.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent
small businessmen.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a
million
dollars to feed poorer cows.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools
to help milk cows.



Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented
by milking consultants.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest
milk.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull,
press
2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

Some emerging "isms" of the new economy
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking
solutions through authorised resellers only.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If
someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,
because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

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