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Mar 3rd, 2007, 11:46 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “Hey, how much for a beer?”
The bartender says, “For you, no charge.
Two protons were sitting in the corner of the bar.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, that neutron got a free beer!”
The other replies, “Are you positive?!” 
And there goes my 2,000th post!
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Mar 3rd, 2007, 11:49 PM
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congratsssssss... 
AY
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Mar 3rd, 2007, 11:59 PM
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congratsssssss... |
 have some serious catching up to do 
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Mar 4th, 2007, 12:04 AM
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i tink sooooooo.. 
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Mar 4th, 2007, 12:30 AM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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thats why i say jokes forum must have 2 mods 
Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 4th, 2007, 12:34 AM
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sheen aunty ...whatr u doin up soo late...
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Mar 4th, 2007, 01:47 AM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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^
watchman ki duty kar li hai mai nai 
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Mar 4th, 2007, 10:15 AM
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good jokes yaar.
Oh well. *shrugs*
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Mar 4th, 2007, 10:35 AM
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lol nice, and congratz
There is no salvation for the soul, But to fall in Love.
It has to creep and crawl, Among the Lovers first.
Imam Jallal-u-Din Rumi
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Mar 4th, 2007, 10:49 AM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 4th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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ye funny tha???
Best things in life aren't things..
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:16 AM
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Templar Knight
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LOL,
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:17 AM
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ye funny tha???
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Very. Ab aapkey sar sey guzar gaya tou alag baat hai 
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:48 AM
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oye oye I've got another one. (omg I feel like such a nerd right now  )
Particle 1: I think I just lost an electron! 
Particle 2: Are you sure?
Particle 1: Yea, I'm positive! 
taaaahhaahaahahahah 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Mar 5th, 2007, 02:56 PM
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*ummmmm.........somebody pass me the pepsi please*
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Mar 5th, 2007, 05:47 PM
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lol I read that joke when I was doing Science a few weeks ago
Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club
( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)
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Mar 6th, 2007, 04:15 AM
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Feel like I am in grade two again
The Great Poora Mohalla of Multinickers has arrived! -- Nick Banao; Sub ko Satao
This Message was sponsored by: Multinicker's Club Association of Paglan-e-Gupshup - Journal # 582
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