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Mar 4th, 2007, 08:21 AM
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Narad Muni dharti par madira* peene aaye,
12 botal pilane ke baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad Muni: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
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* Sharab
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Sharab ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward wich hi mil sakda +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. (Ayodhya)
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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~.~Ajee roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamain paayiegaa :)~.~
An Indian among former Indians and current Pakistanis
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Mar 4th, 2007, 08:31 AM
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^ 
...good jokes....mazaa aa geyaa
...sirf woh Positive negative waala semejh mein nahin aaya(the man replies all positive?)...shayad mujhe Punjabi nahin aati issilye 
Janani janmabhoomisch, Swargadapi gariyasi (Words of Shri Ram in Ramayan)
("Heaven is not as dear to me as my mother and motherland")
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Mar 4th, 2007, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Matrubhoomi
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...good jokes....mazaa aa geyaa
...sirf woh Positive negative waala semejh mein nahin aaya(the man replies all positive?)...shayad mujhe Punjabi nahin aati issilye |
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Ladki waale: do you eat non-veg ?
Munda: Haan
Boy :Yes
Sharaab? (Alcohol)
Haan (Yes)
Drugs?
Haan (Yes)
Jua? (Gambling, Satta) ?
Haan (Yes)
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
(So many negative qualities, do you have even one positive quality ?)
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
Boy: (Yes I do have, I am HIV +ve)
Last edited by HallaGulla; Mar 4th, 2007 at 11:41 AM..
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Mar 4th, 2007, 10:54 AM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:18 AM
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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:19 AM
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Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain.
Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raasta bhatak gaye hain.
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Mar jaaneyaa kam te nahi jana?
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:36 AM
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HallaGulla, please do not post 3 or more consecutive replies. Instead, you can just post multiple jokes in one post.
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by phatima1
HallaGulla, please do not post 3 or more consecutive replies. Instead, you can just post multiple jokes in one post.
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I salute you maam.
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:45 AM
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The Pink Panther
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what's peg?
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by phatima1
what's peg?
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'Peg' means a glass partly filled with liquor.
Do you know Punjabi or not ?
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Mar 4th, 2007, 11:50 AM
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The Pink Panther
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Not as much as you do. 
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Mar 5th, 2007, 03:44 AM
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lol @ #7
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Mar 5th, 2007, 05:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HallaGulla
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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Good one!
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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